It was a long time coming this year but it doesn't disappoint as one version also involves James Beattie.
Depending upon who you listen to, Tottenham are either lining up a £4.5 million bid for the man all the players imaginitively call 'Beatts' else they're prepared to swap him for Robbie Keane.
Well that's what I've been told anyway!
And those Alan Smith rumours just won't go away either...