Cold Turkey

Last updated : 13 January 2010 By Les Roberts

 

According to reports the Turkish club are prepared to offer Everton £1 million for the Australian defender and, given the fact that this would represent pure profit, there's a good chance that Everton would be receptive to such a bid.
And Neill may be lured from Goodison by a more lucrative contract at Galatasaray and may also be mindful of the fact that Sylvain Distin and Phil Jagielka are to return from injury soon and Jospeh Yobo will be back from the Cup of African-but-not-Afrikaan-coz-they're-shit Nations possibly sooner rather tha later after their 3-1 defeat to Egypt last night.
Then there's the competition at right back from Tony Hibbert, Phil Neville and, more recently, Seamus Coleman...he'll be out of here before the end of the month!
If he does sign for Galatasaray then he may be back at Goodison as soon as March as we're line dup to face the Turkish team should we beat Sporting Lisbon and they see off Atletico Madrid.
And should that scenario play out we'll also have to face former Shite slacker Harry 'Lazarus' Kewell.
Have you heard that advert on the wireless about Jose 'Why-the-fuck-does-everyone-call-me-Pepe?' Riena running at 60-odd miles an hour or something to celebrate their second goal in (their cup final) against Man United earlier this season?
I would've thought a more impressive statistic would've been Kewell breaking the sound barrier to get on the pitch and celebrate with his 'team-mates' after they won the Champions League...and this roughly an hour after he'd come off because his ankle had fallen apart! 
You gotta love them fuck faces from across the park!

According to reports the Turkish club are prepared to offer Everton £1 million for the Australian defender and, given the fact that this would represent pure profit, there's a good chance that Everton would be receptive to such a bid.

And Neill may be lured from Goodison by a more lucrative contract at Galatasaray and may also be mindful of the fact that Sylvain Distin and Phil Jagielka are to return from injury soon and Jospeh Yobo will be back from the Cup of African-but-not-Afrikaan-coz-they're-shit Nations possibly sooner rather tha later after their 3-1 defeat to Egypt last night.

Then there's the competition at right back from Tony Hibbert, Phil Neville and, more recently, Seamus Coleman...he'll be out of here before the end of the month!

If he does sign for Galatasaray then he may be back at Goodison as soon as March as we're line dup to face the Turkish team should we beat Sporting Lisbon and they see off Atletico Madrid.

And should that scenario play out we'll also have to face former Shite slacker Harry 'Lazarus' Kewell.

Have you heard that advert on the wireless about Jose 'Why-the-fuck-does-everyone-call-me-Pepe?' Riena running a 70-odd miles an hour or something to celebrate their second goal in (their cup final) against Man United earlier this season?

I would've thought a more impressive statistic would've been Kewell breaking the sound barrier to get on the pitch and celebrate with his 'team-mates' after they won the Champions League...and this roughly an hour after he'd come off because his ankle had fallen apart! 

You gotta love them fuck faces from across the park!