And, just in case anyone slipped into a coma over the weekend, or have recorded the game and have been avoiding the socre since Sunday, then they may have missed the news that Everton knocked Man United out of the FA Cup to reach the final on May30th.
Speaking of which, comas not FA Cup finals, did anyone read in the news over the weekend about this new craze of snorting curry powder? One person has overdosed and slipped into a Korma....
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Take my mother-in-law, no really....
Anyway, Everton...after watching his players put in 100 per cent for 120 minutes against Man United, on a playing surface only marginally better than the moon if the losing semi final managers are to be believed, David Moyes has hinted that he may rest one or two of his cup heroes.
Moyes said: "People know it is not normally my way. Am I tempted to rest? It is a consideration for me because of the 120 minutes."
He added: "I have a few ideas but I'm not totally decided what I'm going to do yet."
Changes will be made though as Jo will undoubtedly return to the starting line-up and there may even be a start for James Vaughan, a player that showed he has balls bigger than King Kong as he stepped up to hit a peach of a penalty past Ben Foster on Sunday after playing almost no football for six months!
That's all from the Everton-mad non-news desk...more news as it doesn't happen!