The Craven Cottage outfit, we'll come back to that, are in talks with the England midfielder over a new contract but are not 100 per cent certain
that they'll be able to keep hold of him should a good offer come forward in the January transfer window.
He was signed for Wigan for a mere £2.5 million in 2006 but his career has been hampered by a major knee injury he sustained last season.
That said, Bullard has figured in most of Fulham's matches this season and has been the player that makes them tick, as he pretty much was at Wigan.
And though Everton are primarily looking for a striker, the addition of a player of Bullard's quality would improve the squad no end...you can almost hear the interview with Tim Cahill whereby the Aussie says how Bullard's a character and is great around the dressing room.
Going back to the 'Craven Cottage outfit', what would that be exactly?
My first thought is a pair of chino's, boat shoes and a rugby shirt with the collars turned up.
That said, it could well be a floral house coat and one of those big slippers that you fit both feet into, take a look a Roy Hodgson and tell me that he doesn't dress up like an old lady when he gets home from training!