In a story that probably has no substance to it whatsoever, Everton representatives were present on Friday to see the 26-year-old score in PSV's 3-2 win over Sparta Rotterdam.
According to Hollands premier publication on festive footballers - Elf Voetbal - the Blues had been tracking his Serbian strike partner Mila Jovanovic - wasn't she in Resident Evil? - but were more impressed by the displays from Lazovic and have instead turned their attention to him.
So no doubt we'll turn our attention back to Jovanic once Lazovic signs for Arsenal...
For anyone that's remotely interested, he's netted 105 goals in a 269 game career to date and there's footage of some tap ins and one-on-ones here
The video also, quite sweetly, poses the question "Lazovic! Is he the new Kezman?"
If we do sign him let's hope to fuck that he's not!
Anyway, here's the other fella modelling next season's home kit...
