Former Everton boy in trouble at City.

Whilst the exact nature of the incident is not clear, it seems that Dunne turned up for training pissed as a fart. The long and short of it is that he has been banned from the club's training ground for two weeks, fined two weeks wages and could well be sacked by this time next week.

Whoops.

Dunne has been on the wrong side of Kegan before, having been warned by the great perm to stop his late night drinking habits.

"I am very, very disappointed in him and I have told him so," Keegan told the Manchester Evening News.

"He will not be at the club for two weeks. There is a meeting this week and we will see what we can do with him. I am not saying whether he will ever play for my team again until after that meeting."

Silly boy indeed. It seems like all those players who all thought we shouldn't sell (Dunne, Ball, Jeffers) have all been about as useful as a chocolate fireguard elsewhere. Shame.